Spelling Bee

Way back in the day, during a traumatic time we’ll call middle school,  a young girl was in a spelling bee. As this grand affair started, she dragged her heavy ass chair all the way up onto the stage of the auditorium, looked out at a sea of people and waited with dread till she was called. Eventually it became her turn. She stood up, took a few steps forward and was told to spell the word ‘Reward.’ 

She said..’Reward, W….

They then told her to take her heavy ass chair and get off the stage…


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